When you receive a new official correspondence
It must be handled with precision and finesse
It may seem a bit complex, but it's simple
Just relax, when you follow russian government process

Fold it, stack it, cut it, tack it, stamp it, sign it
Seal it, file it, batch it, mark it, full compile it
Russian government process

New design on flag (here) , random plastic bag (here)
Equal right for gays (here) , asking for a raise (here)
Clip it, tip it, bottleneck it
Salt it, tag it, double check it
Russian government process

No, no, no, too fast
Where do I put this application for
Take your information to the corresponding station
In a classified location no one can access
Stamp it (stamp it) , lick it (lick it)
Toss it (toss it) , flick it (flick it)
russian government process

You see, not so hard, just let go
Relax and system will guide you, all you have to do is
Luu, luu, luu, luunch time!
New boy you take lunch order now

What?

I'll have fish ragu (ragu) , I want moscow stew
stroganof for me
Make it gluten free (wait)
Apple pie, caviar, gingerbread, beef tartar
Lunch time ordering process!
Too fast!

Easy on the salt (hey) , double on the spice (hey)
Hand filet my chicken (hey) , double cook it twice (hey) !
Grill it, spice it, supersize it
Flame it, boil it, circumcise it, (russian) russian omelette

You got it?
No
Good
Back to work
What?
Goodbye
Hello?
Stamp it, lick it, toss it, flick it
Russian government process

Good luck!