Girls They are so hard to touch Girls They really protect their stuff
Girls'll run around in your head Till you wish you liked boys instead Girls'll make you feel so bad That you'll wish that you'd never been had
Girls They are impossible Pearls Straight from the gospel
Girls'll make you feel so blind That you won't know your front from behind Give it to you when you expect it least Move to the coast, leave you in the East
Girls They are so lovely You say, girls Oh, please love me
Girls'll make you feel so bad You know, it's the best thing you'll ever have Nothing can make you feel so real As a girl who makes you a man of steel
Girls They are such fragile stuff Oh, girls You just can't get enough
Girls'll run around in your head Till you wish you liked boys instead Girls'll make you feel so bad That you'll wish that you'd never been had
But you can have my girls They really know their stuff You better just yell help (ow!) When you've had enough