Gonna take a one-way trip to nowhere
Gonna pack my bags, head out to nowhere
Gonna tell all my friends
I'm going back to nowhere
Have the time of my life
When I get to nowhere

Cause anywhere's better than here
Wanna disappear, in the atmosphere, for a million years
No discount beers, no alligators tears
Just the sound of the wind blowing past my ears
My ears

Cause this is nowhere
Yeah this is nowhere
This is nowhere
Yeah this is nowhere

Gonna tell my baby I'm bound for nowhere
Gonna sell all my clothes
When I get to nowhere
Have the time of my life
When I get to nowhere
Spend the rest of my days in the middle of nowhere

Cause anywhere's better than here
Wanna disappear, in the atmosphere, in a golden year
No souvenirs, no stupid tears
Just the sound of the wind blowing past my ears
My ears

Cause this is nowhere
Yeah this is nowhere
This is nowhere
Yeah this is nowhere

And I'm not going back
I'm gonna waste my life in the sunshine
And I'm not going back
I'm gonna waste my life in the sunshine

Cause this is nowhere
Yeah this is nowhere
This is nowhere
Yeah this is nowhere