I've been hearing stories

Ever since I've been gone

Heard all about your women

Women, wine and song

Did you think I wouldn't find you out?

Did you think I wouldn't know?

Let's skip the inquisition

Consider this your eviction

I'm coming home

I've been hearing rumors

I gave you the benefit of the doubt

Ever since the day I took you in

I should have kicked you out

You've been living off my money

And I bet you ain't alone

It's been going on too long

I better find you gone

When I get home

I'm comin' home to quit ya

So don't let that back door hit ya when ya go

I'm heading down the interstate

Taking back my real estate

I'm coming home

I'm coming home

When you said you loved me

I should of known what you meant

I guess you loved me just enough

To let me pay the rent

Since you've been livin' off me

You've been livin' high

Now I think it's way past time

To leave you high and dry

Let's skip the inquisition

Consider this your eviction

I'm coming home

It's been going on too long

I better find you gone when I get home

I'm coming home

I'm coming home