Do you know why you're lonely?
It's 'cuz you're fat... and gay

"Girls don't choose the nice guys"
And you're a nice guy!
But you're fat
and you're fucking gay

"And why don't girls see the inside?"
Oh, they do!
And they see
That you're still fat and gay

[Hook x2]
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone!
Friendzone! (Oh-oh)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is 'cuz you're fat and gay