I'm a redneck
'Cause I drink beer and I dip Skoal
Guess I'm a rambler
'Cause I can't not be on the road
Might be a lost cause
'Cause I'll be out till the lights are on
And I'm a gambler
I'll take the over on the underdog, huh

Girl, half of this town has got a name for me
And I can't say I don't agree, huh

But the night I said:
I'm leavin', I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water,
Mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back

You called me the devil
Then you told me where to go
Go throw your pebbles
I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned
Girl, it ain't my fault
Ain't no need to wait three days
I might be a lot of things
But I ain't your savin' grace

Yeah, the night I said: I'm leavin'
I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart and I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water,
Mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back

Girl, half of this town has got a name for me
But there's one I'll never be, no

'Cause the night I said: I'm leavin'
I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart and I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water,
Mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back
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